Would You Upgrade Yourself With Cyborg Implants? [Poll]

It’s starting to seem more and more plausible that we’ll all be Cyborgs in the near future. So, what cyborg upgrade would you want?

A new survey asked 2,000 people just that, and here’s how vain we are:  Things like X-ray vision and breathing underwater didn’t make the top ten, but “Improved Attractiveness” did. 

Here are the top ten cyborg upgrades we want:

  1. Perfect eyesight.
  2. The power to heal quickly, like Wolverine.
  3. Flawless memory and recall.
  4. Super-intelligence.
  5. Super-strength.
  6. Improved agility. (I love that we envision ourselves climbing walls and leaping over buildings… meanwhile, I haven’t left the couch in a week.)
  7. Perfect hearing.
  8. Improved attractiveness.
  9. The ability to learn a new language in seconds.
  10. An internal battery, so you’d never run out of energy. A few that just missed the top ten are super-reflexes, the ability to fly, and being able to share memories. 

So if you could, what cyborg implant would you choose?


Terry West

Broadcasting has been my passion for 23 years. I have recorded for radio, television, educational videos, audiobooks, podcasts, video games, apps, documentaries, and Internet videos with clients ranging from Disney, Volkswagen, Buick, Best Buy and Harley Davidson to NBC.

I’ve held every job in a radio station from part-time scum, sales, DJ, News Director, Production Director, Managing Editor, Digital Guru, all the way to #1 rated Morning Show Host and Program Director.

I am the Morning Show Host for Eagle Country 104, hold down afternoons on The Peak 92.3, and the Digital Managing Editor for Heart of the Rockies Radio.

I’m a Gen X refugee that fears the day my generation will rule the world. I’m currently stockpiling goods and supplies in Salida, Colorado with my wife Natalie and soon-to-be mad scientist son, Jack.

My name is Terry West: I know the truth about the One Ring, how to gank a demon, The Doctor’s name, and the Death Star’s only weakness. I am a father, husband, writer, broadcast professional, and Voice Over Talent.
Terry West

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